Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.
Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened.
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
Police radar detectors are illegal.
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
Prostitution is legal but the prostitutes must pay taxes like any other business.
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Young girls may not shake hands with men.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Apparently the good folks in Detroit did not quite know what ‘new’ meant.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
Pornography is illegal.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
